College Daughter comes home for the weekend and discovers a massive new dog pillow in front of the fireplace.
CD: I knew it! We’re getting a new dog! Big, right? Like a Great Dane!
Me: No. No new dogs.
CD: You got that pillow for yourself?! That’s crazy!
(CD turns on the fireplace. Grabs a pillow and blanket from a nearby basket. Snuggles down. Turns on the TV.)
CD: Oh. My. Gosh! This is AMAZING!
Me: Yeah. That’s why I got it for YOU!
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